NOT Loves.

realizing that i'm getting old...seeing gray hairs and wrinkles by my eyes
mooches
that i don't cook more healthy
oh...that i saw my likes and realized i'm a loser...all i do is shop and eat...and bring my friends down with me.
no sex for a really, really, really long time...(De-freakin' cember)
flossing ( i just can't handle it anymore)
not seeing my husband's cute smile, face, eyes, etc.
jessica "slut" simpson and her lame fashion line (why is it that if you're an actor you automatically get to have your own fashion line? COME ON!!!...and why does my ec"eternal comp" think she's hot? she got fat too....and she has chiclet teeth. seriously.)
cleaning toilets
wearing pink (baby pink is for babies. period.)
comparing myself to others (face it. you all do it.)
re-painting my toenails
deciding how to decorate my hacienda (or rather... not doing anything about it at all and having an ugly house)
not remembering proper punctuation and grammar from college
my job
getting sick on my b-day when i planned an awesome park city event and had to cancel it
not understanding politics
everyone decorating with vinyl lettering and roosters in Utah--please put the roosters away!
not doing yoga to get skinny
being a hypocrite
not being able to play any musical instrument
people who don't understand my humor
people who don't understand anything at all
people.
my impatience with many a thing
being towed in my own neighborhood
killing every plant i've owned
not having an organic garden
not being able to grow a baby yet
changing my mind....always.
not dancing anymore
not kissing passionately anymore
when good bestest friends move away
not being as spiritual as you know you could be
periodical cramps
germs
b.o.
old people whose dentures flop around as they eat....i might be mean, but you know it's not the most pleasurable to have to watch.
playing phone tag
Not seeing my lover til december :(

Loves.

Talking to Jonathon on the phone, instant message, and via email (any form will do)
Watching the Bachelorette at Natster's house
Harmon's sugar cookies (sick! what is wrong with us?)
Chips and salsa (but it has to be MISSION tortilla chips and Sam's Choice Lime & Garlic Salsa)
Royal Thai
Making Claire-a-roni laugh
Anthropologie
antiques
Cottage Living Magazine (out of print, but you can borrow mine)
$20 skinny jeans from forever 21
Trying to dress like a teenager with all the trendy styles (I'm not very good at this yet, but better than janessa)
Gold hoop earrings
Days when I can sleep in
When my twin nieces yell, "annie (aka: auntie) rachel!!" when I walk in the room
Teaching the mia maids
New Hampshire
Fiji water
Dancing with the Stars/So you think you can dance?
Dancing the samba
Late nights at Janesser's keeping her company while her husband is working, and while mine is in the I-RACK.
Buying expensive shoes and returning them
Changing my mind...a lot
Sending packages to Jonathon
Jelly Bellies
Landscaping my own yard bc the freaking HOA reeks of disappointment and failure (would not replace my dead bushes)
Eating desserts every day, even though I'm worried I'll be a big white blob when Jonathon comes home
flan
Not washing my hair (well, utter lack of hygiene since husband's absence...but wait, if he were here, he'd like it - he wouldn't care and wants me to have dread locks and eat granola all day)
Shopping at Ross and T.J. Bumper
Sunday dinners with my family
The awesome new clubbing music at my work all day long (my ears hurt...)
Tweezing my beard
Watching Twilight 5 times a month with my sister Esther (they're so D.A.M.N. hotttt)
no-bake cookies
My beautiful husband. (I love him in every possible way. He is my favorite husband)

(as you can tell janessa and i wrote this whilst jordan was at work and we were bored.)